k a i l e e

the puzzle box said 5+ yrs, I did it in 3.

// i play instruments //

\\ pan //

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lubricates)

homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

(via yourneckplusmyteeth)

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via delaynerys)

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

(via sexual-feelings)

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via ajprince510)

kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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jerkofficial:

when he doesn’t love you anymore when you’re no longer young and beautiful

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(Source: jerkofficial, via kingsleyyy)

Friend:

*sneezes*

Me:

Bless you

Friend:

*sneezes five more times*

Me:

chill

urbanclictionary:

Am I doing this sexting thing right?

urbanclictionary:

Am I doing this sexting thing right?

(Source: , via gingersmack)

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via gingersmack)

stoopid-girl:


dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you

stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

i hate you

(via gingersmack)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via gnarly)

my meals in the summer

breakfast:

3pm

dinner:

11pm

more food:

1am

midnight snack:

4am

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via gnarly)