k a i l e e

the puzzle box said 5+ yrs, I did it in 3.

\\ i play instruments //

\\people say my name wrong a lot//

ky•lee

rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

(via saraferro)

(Source: staypozitive, via danny-i-am)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via danny-i-am)

cooldadweekend:

I’m screaming it’s so cute

(via danny-i-am)

mulaninabox:

I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.

(via danny-i-am)

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(Source: transmaizono, via danny-i-am)

brassholes:

simple-bluestarsgirl:

liblyx:

dennisbrain:

basically if you play a brass instrument and have pretty eyes i’ll fall in love with you

Does that still work if a play a drum and have pretty eyes?

yes

I have really pretty eyes and i play tuba

I have pretty eyes and I play trumpet

aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

(via brassholes)

bastardizer:

iliveinsiberia:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

bastardizer

This is how I’ll get a job.

(via keepmeafloat)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via brassholes)

chocolaty:

whenever i eat yogurt i stand in front of a mirror and pretend im in a commercial

(via trust)

Most People:

"Classical/instrumental music is great to study to."

Musicians:

HAHA THAT'S A GOOD JOKE

folwer:

but its important

folwer:

but its important

(via gnarly)

rozenstar:

taliabobalia:

long distance relationships

This made me laugh louder than it should

(Source: daniels-gillies, via vegantargaryen)

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

(Source: sidnugget, via greed)