I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.
AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.
if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:
- tell me
- PLEA S e
basically if you play a brass instrument and have pretty eyes i’ll fall in love with you
Does that still work if a play a drum and have pretty eyes?
I have really pretty eyes and i play tuba
I have pretty eyes and I play trumpet
I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
This is how I’ll get a job.
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
whenever i eat yogurt i stand in front of a mirror and pretend im in a commercial
"Classical/instrumental music is great to study to."
HAHA THAT'S A GOOD JOKE